Drive with your pants on

Baby It’s cold outside. That means slippery roads and sun glare don’t mix with running late. Twice this week I was hit from behind! Both times I was sitting stopped in traffic waiting to merge along with several other cars.
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The first time the person behind me said she was looking to the left to watch oncoming cars. Oops, she forgot to notice there were several cars stopped in front of her. The second time the person behind me was eating a sandwich. Hmmm, must have been tasty. Made her forget that she was sitting in a line of traffic?
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I have not been in a car accident since I was rear ended in college by a drunk man with his pants down. Yep, he was pretty busy behind the wheel multi tasking and smacked into us! My then-boyfriend and now-husband bonded over Stu the masturbating drunk driver.
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Moral of the story, don’t drink and drive, don’t eat and drive, drive with your pants buttoned and be mindful of cars around you.